Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6599	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1064	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	3406	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3181
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	5870	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Gods Slained:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Votes:	6702

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	8269	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1535	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	2359	Potions Brewed:	178
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	610	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Animals Bred:	51
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	448	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1749	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	289	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net