Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	New Chunks Explored:	955861
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	72
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6593	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	763	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	3813
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net