Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

BROMANCE, Cinema, comedy, culture, Entertainment, film, gender, guy talk, humor, inside jokes, ITT, locker room talk, male bonding, male perspective, man cave, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Movie, movie scenes, Scenes, smp, Stereotypes, testosterone humor, understand, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	942
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	4143
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ores Mined:	4598
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

82.208.17.61:27103

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

gamingcrafters.mysrv.us:25282

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

minecrafterhuf.es

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8015
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

play.NorthCraft.net

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

bavaria-craft.de

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2433
Star Shards Collected:	106	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

mc.xtwistedx.com

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

45.143.196.93:25583

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

mc.onepiececraft.com:28476

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mines Excavated:	1933
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Potions Brewed:	87	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

lorecity.apexmc.co:25594

ClashPVP

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Votes:	6552
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

clashpvp.net

OnyxMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

play.onyx-mc.xyz:30008

KeatsCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

play.keatscraft.com

Naruto Origin

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

213.170.135.101:25608

MC Evolved

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4299	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	160

MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

play.mcevolved.net

AS SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

assmp.ehplay.eu:37868