Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5721	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8199
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Nexus Island

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	161
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2074
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5210	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

this is a new Faction/PVP server. we are a small comunity.

NexusIsland.Mcserver.ws

MineLevel

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6281	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Minecraft Server Version 1.8 to 1.12 Ip: play.minelevel.com Modalities: SurvivalFactions, SkyWars, Rex, and many new things coming soon.

Site: http://www.minelevel.com Store: http://www.minelevel.com/tienda Suitable for all types of players.

play.minelevel.com

Zaoby Luna Network

Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Community server

play.zaoby.co.uk

Path-A-Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: pathacraft.mcserver.ws PATH-A-CRAFT Things we have: Towny McMMO Voting Rewards Survival Creative Endless End Admin Shop

pathacraft.mcserver.ws

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

176.31.21.154

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

digcraft.net

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

cosmicprison.com

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

khaos.mcnode.net

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

xcraft.fadehost.com

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

jabmc.com

CCEU.EU

PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

CCEU.eu

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

play.sentinelcraft.net

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Runes Activated:	3	Towns Built:	3

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

23.95.30.235

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

onecraft.co.uk

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8911	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

s.myminecraft.com