Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

SurvivalRPG

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

SurvivalRPG is a semi-vanilla minecraft server with a twist. We have the McMMO plugin, and we are adding many other plugins to simulate a typical MMO video game to keep players stimulated, and enthralled. IP: 104.37.29.8:25850 Website: survivalrpg.enjin.com Some of the server’s qualities include: -No griefing, no trolling, no racism, no prejudice policy. -Custom Villagers with more realism! -Special food from broiled zombie flesh to dragon meat with special effects more powerful than a Notch apple! -Mythic mobs -Player Jobs -Build protection -McMMo -PVP only in designated PVP areas -Contests with great prizes such as donor rank -Marriage And much more! Come check us out!

104.37.29.8:25850

Gamestrike.de 1-12

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Gamestrike.de your 1.11.2 server, we have almost everything 😀 it depends 🙂

IP: Gamestrike.de TS3: Voice.Gamestrike.de Homepage: WWW.Gamestrike.de

Gamestrike.de

McThemeParks

Creative, Roleplay

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3362
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A 1:1 scale recreation of various theme parks around the world. Including some various custom parks. Some of the parks we have are which currently being built are Busch Gardens Tampa, Seaworld, Legoland, Holiday World, Lagoon Park. Custom Park is currently Cedar Creek.

play.mcthemeparks.us

AvengersCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4402	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9586
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to AvengersCraft! a place of heroes! Our server are a new server, made by a player with a lot of experience in minecraft, programming, server managment, web development and information tecnology! We work to give our player the best game experience, with minumum lag and maximum fun! We offer at the moment following servers: Survival SkyBlock Eggwars Parkour But we add new servers and minigame ASAP! Come to see our miniecraft server of heroes! with a lot of pixel art of avengers and friends! We have votifier (vote for us and receive rewards), Youtuber rank (if you are a youtuber) and more! Join us at play.avengerscraft.com or visit our website for more info at http://avengerscraft.com See you in game!

play.avengerscraft.com

VenomousCraft

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	331
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchantments Applied:	81
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Venomous Craft is a community with spirit and always open for new people. Our staff are friendly and you can always feel free to ask them a question, no matter how big or how small, every one has a spot and a say over here. We have had such great responses from people playing our server, and how everyone is always welcomed among joining and having that chance to explore the lands with friends or by themselves. We are also full 1.8! So what are you waiting for, friend? Jump online now on our server at:

play.venomouscraft.com

Creative – Builder.de

Creative, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	692	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Freebuild und Survival Maps. From 25 (!) years. Whitelist https://minecraft.nitrado.net/map/128.65.215.243/#/612/64/-15/-3/0/0

128.65.215.243

Just Bucket! [SMP] {McMMO} {Economy} {Jobs} {Tournaments}

Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

JUST BUCKET – SMP, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, Ranks, Discord, active community. Experienced Developer justbucket.minecraft.best – ipJobs, Economy, SMP, McMMO, tournaments, VeinMinerCome be a part of a growing community!

Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord?All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it!Plugins:The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience.We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, McMMO and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands!We also have vein mining, Break one block in a vein of ores, and the rest will come with it. This also works with tree’s!Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace:Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online.Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSPjustbucket.minecraft.best

justbucket.minecraft.best

DurinsBuilders

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Hail and well met! We are the DurinsBuilders server. Our goal as a build team is to build the seven dwarven mansions in Middle Earth. These include Moria, Kheled-dûm, Belegost, Nogrod and more. As a dwarven build team, all our builds (even those rare which are not the seven mansions) are mostly focused on Dwarvish builds. Just dont mistake, we are talking about Middle Earth dwarves, not SnowWhite or short people. If you have no knowledge of Middle Earth dwarves, you should definately check out The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings Books/Movies.

We are looking for quality builders, therefore there is an application form and a whitelist. The application form can be found using this link: http://durinsbuilders.freeforums.net/thread/6/member-apply-format

After applying you will recieve the server IP and the resoucepack for everything (if you still dont have it). If you do jobs and act nice, you can get higher ranks. Having a better rank means you will get more abilities such as voxel and worldedit. You will also get a bigger saying in the projects in which you participate.

We are creative only and have a few plugins to help the build, such as World Edit, Voxel, and others. We run on 1.7.9 and have craftbukkit for that version, but we plan to update soon.

For more information check our forum : http://durinsbuilders.freeforums.net/

188.165.198.106:25825

CraftRealns

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crops Grown:	4328	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

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mc.craftrealms.com

IntroCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Portuguese Come on guys, enter this server and I recommend it Dedicated server 64 GB of ram There is no leg 24 hours Online Come on, guys english Bora crowd enters this Server and Dedicated Server recommend 64 GB ram No leg 24 hours Online Bora Bora guys

Jogar.introcraft.com.br

MaximMinecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	2301
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

hi my name is maxim i have a server you should check it out at play.maximminecraft.net it is awesomee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

play.feralcraft.net

RoweCraft

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Server made for YouTube’s and Live streamers to record on with a friend or two. If your a YouTube/live streamer and is interested message myself on: Skype: rowe.567 or just join and hope that I’m online. 24/7

23.95.34.163

CrazyMaxim

Creative, Economy, Prison, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

hi i am maxim im proud to play on this server it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

play.feralcraft.net

Paradise Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Welcome to Paradise Realms

We offer a sense of community with weekly events, you won’t be ignored by staff in general conversation as we are all here to make a nice community.

We currently focus on RPG Survival, where you can collect custom items, build a city, make friends and become the richest on the server.

We also have a Fabric Factions server!

We also have an interactive Hub where you can spend some time relaxing playing Parkour or playing with the other gadgets.

mc.paradiserealms.net

Arkanite

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	3235	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // COMPLETELY CUSTOM

IP: mc.arkanite.net Website: http://arkanite.net

Hello, and welcome to Arkanite! We are a unique prison server that supports Lucky Blocks, crates, custom enchants, flying, plus a wide array of other incredible features. The entire thing has been in the works for about a year and we have used that time to build the best team of administrators and moderators in the Minecraft community, along with developing an amazing and stable platform. We hope to see you online!

– Rewtie & Zepsoh, server owners

arkanite.net