Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	1905	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

SIKFactions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to the Sik-Gaming company we hope you enjoy our server. Our server brings much more than just another minecraft factions server we also run a variety of gaming server and we host our own teamspeak i will provide the ip lower in the deion that everyone can log on and chat with our friendly staff and players.

terrorist town and other games like prophunt if you would like to find us on Gmod simply search us up sikgaming 🙂

sikfactions.mcpro.co

MonarchCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

MonarchCraft is a brand new faction based server with multiple interesting plugins! We use a top notch server hosting program which runs with relatively no lag. We have a strict group of admin who will ensure that the server is always up and running for you to enjoy!

We have recently implemented a team based arena to simulate an elves vs dwarves battleground, who will arise victorious?

You have multiple choices to build your army and claim a kingdom for your own, march accross vast lands to destroy weaker kingdoms, or even become a nomad and explore MonarchCraft with nothing holding you back! It’s all up to you. Welcome to MonarchCraft, the world is yours!

monarchcraft.factions.ws

PVP Hoelle

PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Our Server is on german:

We have

– PVP – a new unique economic system – Dear community

Team PVP Hell

46.228.195.141

HotBlockMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

play.hotblockmc.com

dragoncraft

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

this server is new and we are working on getting it BIGGER so join and have funn

dragoncraft.beastmc.com

ShatteredMines – CriticalMC

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	168	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	488	Invisible Walls Found:	4

This is a server dedicated to our players. We are a bungeecord network striving to give you the best experience you will ever have on a server.

mc.shatteredmines.com

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

play.lightu.be

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

mc.year4000.net

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

ampersandmc.com

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Best hub server in Turkey.

pixel.nitrado.net

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

198.143.140.81

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

moderncraft.gamename.net:25738

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

mclol.net:25597

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3458
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

n8.csrv.pl:16474

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Animals Bred:	63
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

mcserver.cartman-2000.net