Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Voxel Dream

Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
New Chunks Explored:	666110	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6651

About the Server– Voxel Dream is a Survival/Creative/Mini-Games Server/creative/minigames with friendly Mods and Admins, always reaching out to help the community. We have events everyday to drop events to boss battles. This is a PvP server but you can have your house protected by one of the mods so that you won’t have to worry about griefing. This is a small and new server so if you feel that something is missing please let the staff know so that we can implicate what you want onto the server.

198.143.150.125

Stonetown Server

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Towns Built:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	646072

Multiverse faction Looking for Builders and Staff Just opened

198.143.139.21

CycloneNetwork

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	2567
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4127
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

mc.CycloneNetwork.org

SIKFactions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	26
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to the Sik-Gaming company we hope you enjoy our server. Our server brings much more than just another minecraft factions server we also run a variety of gaming server and we host our own teamspeak i will provide the ip lower in the deion that everyone can log on and chat with our friendly staff and players.

terrorist town and other games like prophunt if you would like to find us on Gmod simply search us up sikgaming 🙂

sikfactions.mcpro.co

MonarchCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

MonarchCraft is a brand new faction based server with multiple interesting plugins! We use a top notch server hosting program which runs with relatively no lag. We have a strict group of admin who will ensure that the server is always up and running for you to enjoy!

We have recently implemented a team based arena to simulate an elves vs dwarves battleground, who will arise victorious?

You have multiple choices to build your army and claim a kingdom for your own, march accross vast lands to destroy weaker kingdoms, or even become a nomad and explore MonarchCraft with nothing holding you back! It’s all up to you. Welcome to MonarchCraft, the world is yours!

monarchcraft.factions.ws

PVP Hoelle

PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Our Server is on german:

We have

– PVP – a new unique economic system – Dear community

Team PVP Hell

46.228.195.141

HotBlockMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

play.hotblockmc.com

dragoncraft

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

this server is new and we are working on getting it BIGGER so join and have funn

dragoncraft.beastmc.com

ShatteredMines – CriticalMC

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

This is a server dedicated to our players. We are a bungeecord network striving to give you the best experience you will ever have on a server.

mc.shatteredmines.com

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

play.lightu.be

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Votes:	6694
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

mc.year4000.net

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

ampersandmc.com

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Best hub server in Turkey.

pixel.nitrado.net

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	607
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

198.143.140.81

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	8553	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

moderncraft.gamename.net:25738