Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	581	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Azara Craft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7363
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Azara Craft is a new type of towny server. Our goal is to create a server that is about choosing your own destiny. This means that we want players to be able to mine, build, conquer, steal, trade, explore, and everything else you would potentially do on a minecraft survival server but with balance. On Azara Craft there is no way to pay to win, every player is on even ground. Every player has an equal opportunity to start a town and build it into a nation, through any means they see fit. We have a balance between safety and competition. Towns can declare war or remain neutral. Players can roam the wild and hunt each other down or explore new the environment. This server is a sandbox and it’s up to you to forge your path to greatness.

play.azaracraft.com

Opened World

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

We’re a friendly server that likes to build, play survival, and occasionally PvP. We’re semi-vanilla with TPA and Grief Prevention.

Opened.World

SquadWorld

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server supports 1.8.x up to 1.9.x 24 HOURS ONLINE NO HAMACHI NO PREMIUM FREE! Modalities: KitPvP – Survival – SkyWars – Parkour -Creativo

mc.squadworld.net

Dhara

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Survival (Hard) Mature McMMO FancyShop LUCK

23.226.68.218

McAdventureWorld

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

A one of a kind network where Adventure Happens at from Eco Survival, Factions,Skyblocks, Creative and hungergames plus more. Plus Discover our Custom made maps and Custom faction server and plus more. Join the McAdventureWorld network Today and invite your friends to play with you on your Adventure World.

play.mcadventureworld.com

ShatteredMines

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	3918	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Survival [NEW]

KitPvp OpPrison [NEW SPAWN AND MINES]

play.shatteredmines.com

MozartRealms

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43

Grief, raid and PvP to your heart’s content! MozartRealms is a PvP Factions server with a supernatural twist – you have the option of becoming a Vampire or Werewolf! As a bonus, Vampires are able to transform into a bat for 20 seconds at a time to escape from foes.

Primary Plugins: Factions, McMMO, Vampire, Werewolf, Chestshops + many more! Coming soon: PvP Arena and Mob Ally for Vampires

Staff have a mature, player-driven attitude, with cursing being allowed in public chat.

We look forward to meeting you soon at pvp.mozartrealms.com!

pvp.mozartrealms.com

Trippers Games

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Mini Games Server 1.7.2- 1.7.9 Premium 24/7 Owners Skype: UnitedsWorld SkyWars, KitPVP, MobArean, HungerGames, PlotWorld Needs Members And Has Staff Ranks For The Right Players

mc.TrippersGames.com

AristoCraft Adekvaft RUS

Economy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Server by russian antigrief and anticheat creators. Our server is very good for yours anticheat ambitions. You can speek with russian schoolmates and destroy bad players. We will have good smile, if you invite our group on vk.com;)

aristocraft.servegame.com

VaporMC

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Our Prison server, a server where you fight to escape the enclosed walls of the prison, by mining, selling and betraying your fellow inmates. Grow in influence and power, gain more materials, and become a imprisoned millionaire, as you fight for your regained freedom. Join us, as we play one of the most up and coming game modes in Minecraft today, and fight your way to freedom from the prison!

vapormc.co

Minecrafting

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

A different kind of server

Minecrafting has been around for over 6 years, and has slowly evolved from a small private server, to a much larger setup on a dedicated server. Rather than forcing players to buy additional perks, our server keeps to the basics, so you can once again enjoy playing multiplayer in a peaceful server. The server has been rebuilt over the past year, building upon experience gained over the last couple of years. We are now ready to start welcoming players back to the server, so come and check us out.

– Features – Bank Dynmap Jobs mcMMO Towny Shops PvE

Come and join us, and create the town of your dreams!

play.minecrafting.co.uk

mcdragonsdoom

KitPvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Animals Bred:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

a fun server

mc.dragonsdoom.net

VanillaVerse

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7115
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

With our warmhearted community and cheerful staff, you’ll find yourself cozy in our handcrafted vanilla experience. We have it all: land claiming, no griefing, a fun server culture, and some of the friendliest players you’ll meet! We throw a variety of events from time to time to appeal to any player from the PvP god, to the builder, and of course the classic survivalist.

Welcome home to VanillaVerse!

mc.vanillaverse.net

sharkland

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

sharks

sithalive.no-ip.biz

Corsia Craft

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	1887	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Corsia Craft is a Steampunk themed roleplay server that has been in the works for a year and a half, with admins who have been running similar servers for two and a half. Corsia Craft features a large, lovingly crafted and detailed Steampunk city and greater island, rich lore that evolves through player events, dynamic politics and faction relations, and highly energised and dedicated staff. For additional information, our own forums, or to apply for staff, please visit our website. The server is grey-listed which means players who have not yet created an approved character will not be able to interact or chat in the RP world. To gain an approved character now, you can either post an application here or on our RP forum which either an Admin or RP staff member will review. Once approved we will add you to the grey-list!

mc.corsiacraft.net