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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	1147	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	5057	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	222	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3718	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	5323
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	231829	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7011	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk