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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	7688	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Emeralds Found:	565
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4809
Emeralds Found:	5439	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Dimension Hops:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	1572

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4609	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	138634	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	653118
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	12

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com