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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	9190
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	101	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3244

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5441	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!