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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	490722	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	330	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4903	Farms Harvested:	855
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	5907	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Animals Bred:	183	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7327
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5022	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!