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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	20227
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2984
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	256
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4468

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Farms Harvested:	171	Ores Mined:	9542

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Animals Bred:	161

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.