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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	2498	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	7103
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8254	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	8609
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1191
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5563

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ores Mined:	4530

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	972425	Runes Activated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	864477	Void Armor Forged:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	4333	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	506112
Dragon Eggs Found:	3577	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).