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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	3854
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	161	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	959
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
New Chunks Explored:	116238	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	902	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9841

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.