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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1328	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Items Found:	7979
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3133
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1033
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magic Items Found:	6488	Emeralds Found:	5005
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mines Excavated:	1459
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3223
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	90
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.