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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	3077	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	152
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	737	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	5697	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.