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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	760	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Farms Harvested:	934
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	811	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	1033
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	3252

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4572	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Enchantments Applied:	295	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5668	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.