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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Star Shards Collected:	195	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6542
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	102
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Crops Grown:	5054
Star Shards Collected:	285	Potions Brewed:	186
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.