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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3708
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Enchantments Applied:	143	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	3460
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Items Found:	8967
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	8115
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.