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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Crops Grown:	5767
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Animals Bred:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9872	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6051
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	262230	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Farms Harvested:	289

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9388
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Void Armor Forged:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2651
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7276
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.