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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	4624	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Dragons Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3988
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8743	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.