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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	497622	Emeralds Found:	998

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crops Grown:	7679	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4310	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	207

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	6330
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8155	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	995117	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.