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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	150
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	4238	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	8270	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1740	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.