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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	57	New Chunks Explored:	230529
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	4966
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!