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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	649743	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1931	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	898	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	1936	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	56	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crops Grown:	1045	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1240
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	194	Farms Harvested:	245
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	3162	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	2557
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	2778	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	1529	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ores Mined:	2729
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Animals Bred:	118
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br