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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Animals Bred:	197	Potions Brewed:	110
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	178
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9840
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	886106	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	4869
Players Killed by Monsters:	7378	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	125	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Star Shards Collected:	271	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	360
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1111	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	231
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5294
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3388
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Votes:	8324	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	8728
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net