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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6231 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
