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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1818
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	8872	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	88	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	149
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4648	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	7084
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Farms Harvested:	467	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	157
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6402	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net