Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	2776
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6362	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	3367
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ores Mined:	704	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7991
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	929
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

play.mc.lol

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	68

ms.prismforge.com