Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Towns Built:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4295	Players Killed by Monsters:	1966
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	150	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	888
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	1321	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	8978	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Buildings Constructed:	32
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchantments Applied:	289

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Emeralds Found:	5674	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com