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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	188	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7009	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1526
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Buildings Constructed:	7

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	365	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	5159	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002