Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	50
Void Armor Forged:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	8356

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	2186	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ores Mined:	3607
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3204	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Votes:	3477
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2480
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4805	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Towns Built:	10	Void Armor Forged:	30

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Enchantments Applied:	109	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crops Grown:	3515	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net