Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	936	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	2157
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	32

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
New Chunks Explored:	944904	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Animals Bred:	79	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Players Killed by Monsters:	8040	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ores Mined:	9165
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	100
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	5849
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	3317	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ores Mined:	8307	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dimension Hops:	6

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	8726
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	3474
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8334	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf