Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2649	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	117	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Votes:	7263
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	522982
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	6880	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Emeralds Found:	4869	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8411
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	7310
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com