Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2348	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	694
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	9554	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	96
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	134	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

superflat.world

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	908175
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1771	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Play.NostalgicRealms.com

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

mangrove.cc