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Players:	110/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	389739
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	167	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	621

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	2322
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	5282
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3945	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	12

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Votes:	2870
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	624452
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	486779	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160