Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	9114	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3013
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crops Grown:	2852
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	131
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2830	Animals Bred:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	96064	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Towns Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7734
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	2827	Animals Bred:	145
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Votes:	8284	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	793337
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5314
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	6

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3393
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com