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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5322	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1089	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5992	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	704	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7946	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.