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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	257
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	135

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crops Grown:	2321

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Minebits Network [1.18+ Supported]– ON Prisons – Tycoons – EarthSMP – Active Community – Events & Keyalls– BEDROCK SUPPORT (PORT 19132)Join Now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1761	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	92	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.