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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StealBlock

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Towns Built:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bhoot MC

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Bored playing minecraft alone? Play now with ghosts! BhootMC is India’s one of the best Minecraft network with a lot of crazy gamemodes including Lifesteal, BhootWARS and FFA. This server was originally founded by RoyalAadi. This server have a special feature named AD TO EARN by which players can get free ranks & coins just by watching some small ads! Link- https://ads.bhootmc.fun

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	5556	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome To MCTribes Welcome to MCTribes, the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for team-based game modes. With our servers running on the latest version 1.20+, we strive to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Our servers offer a variety of game modes, including the popular factions,HCF & PracticePvP as well as our custom new game mode “Tribes” designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to ensure that our servers are constantly updated and running smoothly, so you can focus on what really matters – playing and having fun with your friends.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ores Mined:	3548

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	5437

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeValley

Survival

Hey everyone! Are you tired of playing on servers that give an unfair advantage to those who pay? Look no further than PokeValley! Our incredible Cobblemon server has opened it’s doors to anyone looking for a mighty adventure and we’re so excited to invite you to join our growing community! Here are just a few of the features you can expect: – Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion – PokeDex rank rewards – Tournaments and other community events Note that the Overworld border will be increased by 5k with every new Cobblemon structure update. This could also include one of the other dimensions depending on the update.We do not have a way to buy anything on our server besides of a Vip rank that gives you access to /nick.While we strive to maintain a vanilla experience, we do have some quality of life features like /tpa, /home, /rtp, and more.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9419	Emeralds Found:	9210
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!