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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5650	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	418
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3938	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.