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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 LIVE! Simple Vanilla & SMP with economy,Jobs and free ranks! Java and Bedrock! No pay2win, fresh world, polls, simplicity, AuctionHouse, great and friendly community and many other features! Take that risk in our PVP based world. /rtp to get started and protect your land from other players and pvp. Server is currently being developed as we go. So leave a suggestions to our discord!

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Join KingdomConquestMC – Open Beta is Here! After months of hard work, KingdomConquestMC is proud to announce the launch of our Open Beta! The server is packed full of unique features: Over 20+ Unique King of the Hill Locations! Epic Boss Battles to Challenge Your Skills! Unleash your Power with 100+ Custom Weapons & Abilities! Rank up through 8 Unlockable Ranks and show your prowess! Main Quest Track, Hourly/Daily/Weekly Quests Server Version: 1.18.2-1.20.1 IP: play.kingdomconquestmc.com Fast-Growing and Friendly Community Claim Your Dominance Today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ETHEREA Survival

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ETHEREA SURVIVAL! We are a CROSS PLATFORM SEMI-VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server with 5 years of experience. We support Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft, as well as versions all the way back to 1.9. So you can enjoy ETHEREA on any device and almost recent version of Minecraft. Our goal is to create a place where everyone can let their imagination go wild and disconnect from the outside world. It does not matter if you’re an explorer, builder or just want to enjoy the community.

We have just relaunched for SEASON ONE after a long time in development. With a brand new spawn, crossplay with Bedrock Edition, and a variety of new features, the server is sure to provide you with an exciting and engaging adventure!

https://playetherea.net/survival/article/launching-etherea-survival-season-one

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.