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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5419

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LibreLand

KitPvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TwentSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla, Whitelist

TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZMinecraft

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WolfQueens Origins

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

A modded Origins server with over 70 Origins to choose from as well as built in Proximity Voice chat!

Origins is a new and upcoming mod allowing you to choose your Minecraft Race before joining. Different races can change your characters size, fire immunity, ability to fly, speed, spawn in the nether and many others.

On top of many different Origins, we have an improved Nether Dimension, with new ores, Biomes, mobs and bosses. There are many new variants for new food crafting, new types of ores for armor, new enchants and ward-stones to get around quicker.

Better Combat, tonnes of new weapons and opt-in Lore stories. We are an active community with a growing and friendly Discord server.

Please be sure to join the Discord if you have any issues – https://discord.gg/hkNBdzRJp2

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dxrery Networks

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dxrery Networks is a Minecraft Towny server, with custom mod-like features and time-based ranks. We’ve been running since 2018!

– Slimefun + addons – Towny – Jobs – Quests – Player Shops – Battlepass – Time-based ranks – Level-based mobs

Everyone is welcome. We are mostly a South African community but there are members from all over the world with us. Join our Discord for more information.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LOKAPSOS

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lokapsos is a network that has existed since 2015, which has been completely renewed in 2023. Do you want to discover our games? Get in now! Now 1.20!

IP: mc.lokapsos.es

Lokapsos is a network existing since 2015, which has been completely renewed this 2023, do you want to discover our games? Enter now! Version 1.20 // NOW 1.20

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

You can play 𝗠𝗠𝗣 & 𝗢𝗧oneBlock, so there’s something for everyone:

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!