Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	627350	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	146	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6384	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	76

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8305

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Divine Spears Created:	17
Animals Bred:	168	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9633
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	1605
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!