Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	280	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	78	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1424
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.