Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6172
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	650
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7379

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Potions Brewed:	97
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchantments Applied:	300	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6016	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	7232
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.