Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Crops Grown: 4774 Chimeras Created: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magic Items Found: 6059
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Farms Harvested: 260
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Emeralds Found: 2424
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Animals Bred: 176
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 1068
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Potions Brewed: 160

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

    Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Zombie Dances: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoGFsAllowedMC

    NoGFsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

    Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

    CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Creeper Therapy Co.

    Creeper Therapy Co.
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 739590 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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