Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Villages Defended: 14 Animals Bred: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Farms Harvested: 268
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 New Chunks Explored: 257212

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6222 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Farms Harvested: 297

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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