Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runes Activated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Farms Harvested: 255
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 512152 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9183 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Animals Bred: 70
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Animals Bred: 182
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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